President Trump reminisces about Joe Biden getting handled by the Easter Bunny before heading to the Vatican for Pope Francis’ funeral.
Democrats quadruple down on their “Maryland Man” hero, who is, in fact, a citizen of El Salvador, allegedly beat his wife, trafficked humans, and is a member of the MS-13 gang.
Rogue activist judge Hannah Dugan is arrested by the FBI for helping a violent illegal alien avoid capture by ICE.
The Washington Post misleads Americans into thinking Trump is deporting U.S. citizen children. California frees illegal alien drunk driver who killed two American teens.
Trump’s tariff strategy continues to make headway. China continues tough talk while secretly trying to kiss the ring.
Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel celebrates Kristi Noem getting her purse stolen. R&B singer Kehlani’s performance is canceled at Cornell. Comedian Nikki Glaser says President Trump makes her “super horny.”
Former CDC director Robert Redfield notes the Trump administration’s efforts to expose COVID-19’s true origins.